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Watch Vampires Suck Description
Ok, normally when a movie parodies another movie they write an original story and then pick different aspects of the characters or events to lampoon. But in Vampires Suck they actually retell the story of the first two Twilight movies, except they squish them down to 80 minutes in length.
This might not be so bad if the jokes at least worked, but they don’t. I can’t believe it, but almost nothing is funny. I am just thankful that I didn’t pay to see this bomb at a theater. In fact, I should probably sue the movie studio for that 80 minutes that I wasted and will never get back.
Okay, if you want to see this movie then you’d better watch it online because you will be pissed you spent a penny on it otherwise.
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Watch Vampires Suck Cast
Jenn Proske = Rebecca “Becca” Crane
Matt Lanter = Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader = Frank Crane
Chris Riggi = Jacob White
Ken Jeong = Daro
Anneliese van der Pol = Jennifer
Arielle Kebbel = Rachel
B.J. Britt = Antoine
Charlie Weber = Jack
Emily Brobst = June
Bradley Dodds = Salvatore
Mike Mayhall = Nicholas
Rett Terrell = Max
Stephanie Fischer = Rosalyn
Nick Eversman = Jeremiah
Zane Holtz = Alex
Crista Flanagan = Eden
Jeff Witzke = Dr. Carlton
Jun Hee Lee = Derric
Kelsey Ford = Iris
David DeLuise = Old Man Scully
Krystal Mayo = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ike Barinholtz = Bobby White
Dave Foley = Principal Smith
Helena Barrett = Alice
Matthew Warzel = John
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Great review. This move was very good. Thanks for the link
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Comment by free full movie — August 31, 2010 @ 2:01 am
Excellent review – I saw Vampires Suck and I couldn’t agree more with your take.
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Comment by oug from DRide On Toys — September 6, 2010 @ 2:38 pm