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The interesting thing about Jonah Hex is that there are the makings of an interesting, not good, film here. Josh Brolin brings a bit of humanity to a comic book character who scared me as a kid. John Malkovich, in very ugly makeup phones in his role as insane Confederate General Turnbull. Megan Fox? She’s a beautiful woman, but not much of an actress. The film runs 81 minutes but feels like 90. The story of Turnbull’s attempts to commandeer a “super weapon” to attack Washington during Centennial celebrations is undernourished. It seems the constant cuts away from violent acts (to gain a PG-13 rating) may have also taken some of the connective tissue that might have let the story make a bit more sense. Don’t look for a sequel, but it might make an interesting project for the small screen.
Watch Jonah Hex Cast
Megan Fox = Leila
Michael Fassbender = Burke
John Malkovich = Turnbull
Josh Brolin = Jonah Hex
Will Arnett
Michael Shannon = Doc Cross Williams
David Patrick Kelly = Prospector
Seth Gabel
Natacha Itzel = Jonah’s Wife
Brandi Coleman = Olean
David Jensen = Turnbull’s Guard
John Gallagher Jr = Second Lieutenant Evan
Lisa Rotondi = The Lovely Prostitute
J.D. Evermore = Union Officer on train
Tom Townsend = Bruno
Mark Casimir Dyniewicz = Turnbull Henchman (rumored)
Jamie Alyson Caudle = Brothel Prostitute
Topher Jones = Train Passenger
Veronica Russell = Red Haired Prostitute
Eric Scott Woods = Seargent Sam
Sean Boyd = The Preacher
Thomas Tah Hyde III = Alvin
Jim Henry = First Class Train Passenger
Danny Cosmo Higginbottom = Grimey Local (as Danny Cosmo)
Earl Maddox = Skeptic Outlaw
Michael Arnona = Train Engineer
Sean M. Sellers = Turnbull Man
Ty Holland = Dumbass Outlaw
David W. McCracken = Turnbull Man
David Slatten = Union Engineer
Preston Acuff = Union Officer
Mike Agresta = New Orleans Street Person
Jay Amor = Turnbull Man
Alexander Asefa = Peasant
Wes Bentley = (uncredited)
Sean M. Blanchard = Mexican Boy
Mark Brooks = Turnbull Guard
Alan Eaglewolf Bryant = Birdman
Edward R. Cox = Turnbull Man
Sean Michael Cunningham = Young Boy
Brian Elerding = Lookout
Gino Galento = Mountain Man
Russell M. Haeuser = Pedestrian / Brothel customer
Clint James = Dead Body / Spectator
Rod Keller = Telegrapher
Kennon Kepper = Boy on train
Will Koberg = Burnt Soldier
Holly Ladnier = Tent Lady
Cynthia LeBlanc = Rich Train Passenger
Elton LeBlanc = Rich Train Passenger
Mike Mayhall = Union Soldier #2
Rene Mousseux = Suicide Bomber #2
Noel Murano = Surviving Soldier
J. Shane Norris = Turnbull Man / Homeless person / street person
Mick Page = Enos
Victoria Gabrielle Platt = Brothel Madame
Frank Ponce = Turnbull Henchman
Steven Chester Prince = Rodeo Clown
Jason Rodriguez = Turnbull Guard #2
Chaz Smith = Turnbull Man
Tommie Mack Turvey Sr = Wade
Louis St. Romain = Turnbull Man
Matthew Temple = Telegrapher
T.J. Toups = Stunk Crick Deputy
Daniel Vincent = Brothel John
B. Martin Williams = Union C.O.
Michael Wozniak = Cathouse John
